学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom.
Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.
"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses.
The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom，he's dead." Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."
In the middle of nowhere 这到底是哪
Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport.
As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the intercom:"For those of you who are not familiar with the area,this is Lubbock, Texas.
"Then he paused."And for those of you who are familiar with this area,I think this is Lubbock, Texas."
Is she pregnant? 她怀孕了吗
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ...
but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you?
Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
I would prefer the traditional service我还是喜欢传统的仪式
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding.
When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.
On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pant legs to keep his trousers dry.
When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.
"Pull down your pants, whispered the pastor. "Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom responded. "I think I would prefer the traditional service."