学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
Lasting Marriage 维持婚姻的秘诀
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week:
a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
Letter to God 写给上帝的信
A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C., and, as usual, those turkeys kept $45 in taxes.
Love Dress 爱的衣裳
A mother is going over to son's house,who happened to be just married.She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked.
The mother is shocked, and goes,quot;Why are you walking around the house naked?"The new wife replies, "Well, this is my love dress,and when I wear this dress, my husband get's really excited."
The mother ponders over this for a while, then goes home.After a little more thinking,the mother decides to try it on her husband when he gets home.So when her husband knocks on the door, she answers it, naked.
The husband looks her up and down.Then he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around the house naked?!"So the mother explains, "This is my love dress."
The husband looks shocked, and then replies,quot;Well, it needs to be ironed!"
Marry in the heaven 在天堂结婚
A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died.
Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer.
Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven.
The young lady then asks St. Peter, “If things just don't work out can we get a divorce?" St. Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?!!"