学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
Pa won't like it 爸爸会不高兴的
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon."
Pays every time!每一次都付了!
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive,and as part of the prescreening process,an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
"Have you ever paid for sex?"he woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new babyand tend to several other children milling around her,he sighed, "
朋友的丈夫疲倦地瞥了他妻子一眼， 同时尽力地哄着刚出生不久的宝宝， 眼睛还得盯着在妻子身边乱转的另外几个孩子，叹了口气，说道，
Boring lectures 无聊的课
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor.
Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class.
I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"
During the college speech course I taught,I spoke about a Chinese student who,after moving to the United States,decided she wanted an English name to honor her new home.
"She chose the name Patience," I told the class,"because she wanted to be reminded to be patient.
Every time someone called her name,the message was reinforced."I asked the students what names they would select for themselves.After considering the question,one young man raised his hand and said, "Rich."
My English Professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation."
"What pushes you ahead?" he asked.
"What is it that makes you go to school each day?
What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?"
Turning suddenly to one young woman,he demanded:"What makes you get out of bed in the morning?"
The student replied: "My mother."