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经典英语内涵笑话大全

学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2016-09-29

  笑话和幽默的感染力,很大程度上依赖于修辞格的运用。把修辞格有意识地运用到笑话幽默的创作中去,能够为人们提供更好的精神产品。下面是学习啦小编带来的经典英语内涵笑话,欢迎阅读!

  经典英语内涵笑话篇一

  Pa won't like it 爸爸会不高兴的

  It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

  一个农家小孩好像意外打翻了一车玉米,住在附近的一个农夫听见了,

  "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."

  喊道:“威利斯,先放那吧。过来和我们呆会儿,一会儿我帮你扶起来。”

  "That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

  “太好了”,威利斯答道,“但是爸爸会不高兴的。”“哎呀,快来吧”,农夫仍然在坚持。“好吧”,小男孩终于点头答应了,“但是爸爸真的会不高兴。”

  After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon."

  一顿丰盛的晚餐之后,威利斯向农夫表示感谢:“我觉得好多了,但是爸爸肯定很不高兴。”“别傻了”,农夫笑着说,“哦,对了,你爸爸在哪了?”“车底下。”

  经典英语内涵笑话篇二

  Pays every time!每一次都付了!

  A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive,and as part of the prescreening process,an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.

  一位朋友与她的丈夫在一辆献血车上参加献血活动,而作为预选过程的一部分,一位上了年纪的志愿者要问他们一些问题

  "Have you ever paid for sex?"he woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.

  “你有没有曾经为性生活付过钱?(言下之意:有没有在外沾花惹草的经历)”, 那位女志愿者用甜美的声音问我朋友的丈夫。

  Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new babyand tend to several other children milling around her,he sighed, "

  朋友的丈夫疲倦地瞥了他妻子一眼, 同时尽力地哄着刚出生不久的宝宝, 眼睛还得盯着在妻子身边乱转的另外几个孩子,叹了口气,说道,

  Every time."

  “每一次都付了。”

  经典英语内涵笑话篇三

  Boring lectures 无聊的课

  One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor.

  在开普吉拉多市的东南密苏里州立大学上学的时候,我喜欢的几个老师之中有一个以他的幽默感而出名。

  Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class.

  给新生上头一节课,他给学生解释在他课上的纪律,他说:“我知道我的课经常会很枯燥乏味,所以我并不介意你们在课上看表。

  I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're running!"

  然而,我坚决不允许你们把表重重的摔在课桌上,以此来检查你的表是不是还在走。”

  经典英语内涵笑话篇四

  也许这个名字真管用

  英文原文

  During the college speech course I taught,I spoke about a Chinese student who,after moving to the United States,decided she wanted an English name to honor her new home.

  我在大学教演讲课程,一次上课时,我谈到一位中国学生,在来到美国后想起一个英文名来纪念他的新家。

  "She chose the name Patience," I told the class,"because she wanted to be reminded to be patient.

  她选择了耐心这个名字,我跟课堂上的学生说,因为她想别人提醒她要有耐心。

  Every time someone called her name,the message was reinforced."I asked the students what names they would select for themselves.After considering the question,one young man raised his hand and said, "Rich."

  每一次有人喊她名字的时候,这个信息就会被强调一次。我问我的学生他们想给她取一个什么样的名字,他们琢磨了一会,一个男生说“发财”。

  经典英语内涵笑话篇五

  Motivation 动机

  My English Professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation."

  我们英文课的教授,在课上讲“动机”

  "What pushes you ahead?" he asked.

  他问:“什么动机让你往前走。”

  "What is it that makes you go to school each day?

  “是什么让你每天来上学?”

  What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?"

  “是什么驱使你追求成功?”

  Turning suddenly to one young woman,he demanded:"What makes you get out of bed in the morning?"

  冲着一个女学生,她问:“是什么让你早晨从床上爬起来的呢?”

  The student replied: "My mother."

  学生答道:“我妈妈。”

  
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