学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29 18:17:36
Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?
Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”
The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!
A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”
The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”
The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"
A tricky girl said, "Mom,I got a one hundred in school today!
The mom replied, "Great,SW8etie,tell me about it."
The girl reluctantly said,"Well,I got a twenty in math,a thirty in history and a fifty in spelling."
A father told his son， "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day."
The kid replied, "Well, when he was your age,he was president!"
A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."
The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“
I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning.
When someone asked him why,he replied, "This is an AM radio.”