簡單英语笑话带翻译大全
簡單英语笑话带翻译大全
笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。与此同时,笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。本文是簡單英语笑话带翻译，希望对大家有帮助!
簡單英语笑话带翻译：I am his second wife 我就是他的第二太太
A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young.
They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and after half an hour there were two which they looked like very much, but they had not yet been able to choose between them. One of them was very expensive, and the other was quite a lot cheaper.
Of course, the shopkeeper wanted to sell them the more expensive one, because then he would get more money from them, so he said to the lady, "Oh, go on. Spend his money, if you don't he will only spend it on his second wife." For several seconds nobody said a word, and then the lady said angrily, "I am his second wife."
一位富人和妻子到一家商店买手镯。两人都老大不小了。
他们看了好多漂亮的手镯，选了半个小时，其中有两只看起来相似。但在这两只当中，要哪一只，英语小故事他们仍举棋不定。一只很贵，另一只要便宜得多。
当然，店老板想把贵的卖给他们，因为卖贵的可以从它们手里赚更多的钱。于是，店老板对那位太太说：“哦，就买这只吧，他的钱你就花把。要是你不花，拿钱可能用在第二个太太身上了。”沉默了好几秒钟，这位太太面露不悦地说：“我就是他的第二个太太。”
簡單英语笑话带翻译：我当时还不缺钱
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room.
"Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens, man!" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。
“大夫!”他说，“帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!”
“天哪，”大夫说，“早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?”
“实话告诉您吧，大夫，”穷人说，“我当时还不缺钱!”
簡單英语笑话带翻译：Generous husband 慷慨的老公
In order to prevent myself from being burnt by the hot sun in summer, I talked again and again with my husband that we should buy a car of our own.
In the evening. I tried to persuade my husband and said: "Everyday I have to go to work by bike in the hot sun and I am getting blacker and blacker like a coal ball. If getting on a bus, it is always too crowded, so I want to buy a…"
My husband interrupted me quickly and said: "If you want to, just buy it, and it costs a little to buy a sunbonnet(太阳帽), so you need not to talk it over with me."
为了躲避夏日的烈日，我不止一次地和老公说过要买一辆私家车的事。
晚上，我又试探性地劝老公说：”我每天骑车上班，我都快被晒成煤球了;坐公共汽车又太拥挤，我还是想买一…”
老公赶快打断我说：“想买就买吧，一顶太阳帽也费不了多少钱，这事不必同我商量了。”
簡單英语笑话带翻译：雇主和雇员
Workman: "Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married." Employer: "Very sorry, my dear man, but I can't help you. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside the factory we are not responsible."
工人：“布朗先生，我想请您给我加一点工资。我刚刚结了婚。” 雇主：“非常抱歉，老兄，但是我无能为力。对工人在厂外发生的事故我们概不负责。”
簡單英语笑话带翻译：两颗番茄
Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, "Where are we going?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly,said: "We are not tomatoes? We can talk?"
两颗番茄去逛街，第一颗番茄突然走得很快，第二颗番茄就问：“我们要去哪里?” 第一颗番茄没有回答，第二颗番茄又问了一次。 第一颗番茄还没回答，所以第二颗番茄又问了一次。 第一颗番茄终于慢慢转头说：“我们不是番茄吗?我们会说话吗?”
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