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  英语笑话,幽默故事,如选择合理,运用得当,可以成为英语教师有力的教学工具和完美的附加教材,起到辅助教学的良好作用。下面是学习啦小编带来的关于超搞笑英文笑话,欢迎阅读!

  关于超搞笑英文笑话篇一

  Tom's excuse 汤姆的借口

  Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

  Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.

  老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?

  汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:学校----慢行。

  关于超搞笑英文笑话篇二

  They're Busy 他们很忙

  One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

  "May I speak to your parents? "

  "They're busy. "

  "Oh. Is anybody else there? "

  "The police. "

  "Can I speak to them?"

  "They're busy. "

  "Oh. Is anybody else there? "

  "The firemen. "

  "Can I speak to them? "

  "They're busy. "

  "So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

  "Looking for me. "

  电话铃响了,小男孩接了电话。

  “请你父母听电话好吗?”

  “他们很忙。”

  “噢,那家里还有其他人吗?”

  “还有警察。”

  “我可以和他们说话吗?”

  “他们很忙。”

  “那还有其他人吗?”

  “还有消防员。”

  “我可以和他们说话吗?”

  “他们也很忙。”

  “请直接告诉我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家,但他们都很忙,他们到底在干什么?”

  “在找我。”

  关于超搞笑英文笑话篇三

  Like father, like son 有其父必有其子

  Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

  Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

  儿子:爸爸,“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?

  父亲:狗崽子,你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?

  关于超搞笑英文笑话篇四

  The New Teacher 新老师

  George comes from school on the first of September.

  "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

  "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

  9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

  “乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。

  “妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”

  关于超搞笑英文笑话篇五

  I Don't Like an Argument 我不想争论

  Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?

  It's round, answered Gerald.

  How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.

  All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!

  杰拉尔德,老师问:地球是什么形状?

  是圆形的,杰拉尔德回答道。

  你怎么知道是圆的?老师又问。

  好吧,那它是方的,学生回答说:我可不想与你争论这件事情。

  
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