关于英语笑话故事双人阅读
笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。下面是学习啦小编带来的关于英语笑话故事阅读，欢迎阅读!
关于英语笑话故事阅读篇一
A:You came home drunk last night. didn't your
你昨天晚上喝醉了，是不是?
B:Heavens no.
对天发誓，我没有。
A:How did you injure yourself then?
那么你是怎样受伤的呢?
R:Oh，I injured myself on the job yesterday.
我是昨天_[作时受伤的。
A:OK，then，please tell me where you did first aid.
好吧，那么请告诉我你昨天在哪里包扎的。
B:I think in the bath room.
我想是在浴室。
A:Well，please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.
好吧，请解释一下为什么浴室的镜子上贴满了绷带呢?
关于英语笑话故事阅读篇二
A:Where is the track team
田径队在哪儿?
B:This is the team
就在这儿。
A:Just the two of you?
就你们两个?
B:Nope，just me，this little guy is the manager.
不，就我一个，这位小兄弟是领队。
The Lafayette students shook their heads in wonder.Somebody must be playing a joke on them. If this big fellow was the whole Carlisle track team，he would be competing against an entire Iafayette squad. He did.He ran sprints，he ran hurdles， he ran distant races. He high-jumped，he broad-jumped. He threw the javelin and the shot. Finishing first in eight events，the big fellow beat the whole Lafayette team. The big fel-low was Jim Thorpe，the greatest American athlete of modern times.
拉斐德的学生们诧异地摇摇头。一定有人在和他们开玩笑。如果卡莱尔田径队就只有大个子一人，那他就得和整个拉斐德田径队比试高低了、。确实如此。他短跑、跨栏、长跑、跳高、跳远。他又投标枪又掷铅球。大个子赢得八项第一，一个人击败了整个拉斐德田径队。这位大个子就是美国现代最伟大的运动员吉姆·索普。
关于英语笑话故事阅读篇三
A:Dad，rnay I use the car，please?
爸爸，我用一下车，以吗?
B:Now，let's make a deal.
现在，让我们订个协议。
A:OK.
好吧。
B:If you bring your grades from a C to a B-average，study your Bible a little，and get your hair cui，then you can talk about the car with me.
你把你的平均成绩从C提到B，多学一点儿《圣经》，而且剪掉你的长头发，然后我们再谈汽车的事。
A:Well，1 think I will settle for the offer.
好吧，我接受。
(After two months the boy came back.
两个月以后，那孩子回家了。)
B:OK，Have you ever done what I told you to do son ?
好吧，你按我说的做了吗，儿子?
A:Of course，I did.
当然了。
B:Well，I've been really proud of you. You've brought your grades up,and I have observed that you've been studying your Bible and partici-pating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning.
太好了，我真为你骄傲，你的成绩上去了，我看你正在学习《圣经》，并且更多地参与了星期天上午的《圣经》学习班。
A:Because I am eager to drive the car.
是因为我太想开车了。
B:But I am really disappointed seeing that you haven't got you hair cut.
但我真的很遗憾你没有把头发剪掉。
A:You know，Dad，I've been thinking about that，and I've notice d in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, John had long hair, and there is even strong argument that Je-sus himself had long hair.
你要知道，爸爸，我想那样做，但学《圣经》时，我注意到萨逊留长头发，摩西留长头发，约翰也留长头发，甚至耶稣他自己很可能也留了长头发。
B:Perhaps.But they walked every where they went!
也许是这样。但他们去哪儿都是走着去的。
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