最搞笑的英语笑话大全
国喜剧艺术源远流长,丰富多彩,笑话便是绽放在喜剧艺苑中的一朵奇葩。下面是学习啦小编带来的最搞笑的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
最搞笑的英语笑话篇一
Honest?诚实吗?
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
在动物园，我无意中听到两个学龄前的小男孩在聊天。
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second.
“我叫Billy。你叫什么名字?”一个男孩问题。“Tommy”，另一个男孩回答。
"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
“我爸爸是一位会计师，你爸爸是做什么的?”Billy问Tommy。
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
“我爸爸是一位律师，”Tommy回答。
"Honest?" asked Billy.
“真的吗?”Billy问
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
“不是啦，就跟别的律师一样。”Tommy回答。
最搞笑的英语笑话篇二
St Peter's Question 圣彼德的问题
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven.
有三个人死了，分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说，如果他们想进入天堂，就得每人回答一个问题。
He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?"
圣彼德看着医生开始发问，“以前电影院放过一部电影，说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没，电影的名字是什么?”
The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through.
医生回答，“《泰坦尼克号》”，医生随即被允许进入天堂。
He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?"
然后圣彼德看着会计说，“船上有多少人遇难?”。
Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".
会计很走运，因为他刚看过这部电影，回答道，“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后，圣彼德转过身，看着律师，非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道，“把1500人的名字都说出来?”
最搞笑的英语笑话篇三
Want a day off 想请一天假
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.""We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.""Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"
一天，史密斯去见他的客户部领导，“老板”，斯密斯说，“我们家明天要大搞清洁，我老婆需要我回去帮忙清洁阁楼和车库，搬搬挪挪什么的。”“斯密斯啊，你也知道，我们现在人手已经不够了”老板说，“明天的假我是没法给你批了”。“多谢老板，” Smith说，“我就知道跟着您干准没错”。
最搞笑的英语笑话篇四
Interruption轻率的插话
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. "
我所工作的精品家具商店是从20世纪二十年代以来就营业的。最近我接到一个妇女的电话。她想换一套餐具中的一些椅子。这套餐具她是在三十年代从我们这儿买的。我向她保证说我们可以帮她的忙，于是我向部门经理寻求帮助。“你永远也不会相信，”我对他说，“我刚接到一个顾客的电话，她在三十年代从我们这里买了一些椅子。”
Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"
我还没来得及说她的要求，经理就打断了我的话：“你别告诉我她到现在还没收到货!”
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