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小学的英文短笑话阅读

学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑:韦彦 发布时间:2016-09-29

  笑话是一种十分常见的语言现象,在日常生活中,它无处不在,起着十分重要的作用。作为一种独特的娱乐方式,它能够帮助人们减轻压力、放松心情、缓解疲劳,有利于身体健康。下面是学习啦小编带来的小学的英文短笑话阅读,欢迎阅读!

  小学的英文短笑话阅读篇一

  in the supermarket

  在超市里

  in the man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "you know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨

  在一个超市里,一个男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐,对她说:”我和我的妻子走散了,你能和我聊一会儿吗?“

  "why ?¨she asks.

  “为什么呢?”这个小姐问。

  "because every time i talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."

  “因为每当我与漂亮小姐聊天时,我的妻子就会不知从什么地方出来。”

  小学的英文短笑话阅读篇二

  Relative by marriage

  婆家的亲戚

  A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.

  一对夫妻开着车出去,走了很长一段时间谁也不吭声。因为在这之前他们曾争吵得很厉害,并且谁也不肯让步。

  The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture."Relative of yours?一he asked.

  丈夫指着牧场上的一头骡子问道:你亲戚吧?“

  "Yes,¨she replied.¨BY marruitge.

  没错,”她回答道,“婆家的亲戚。”

  小学的英文短笑话阅读篇三

  Happiness in dream

  梦中的幸福

  There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Finel Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."

  妻子告诉丈夫说:“昨天晚上我梦见你绐我买了一件裘皮大衣和一 个钻戒。”丈夫放下手中的报纸说:“好啊!今晚再睡着时,你就 上它们吧。"

  小学的英文短笑话阅读篇四

  Won't be in at all

  干脆不来了

  One moming a colleague said,"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."

  一天上午,一个同事说:"明天我要早一点走。“当天下午他又补充说:“看来我明天要晚一点来。但是,如果我要来得晚,又得早走的话,那我明天干脆不来了。

  小学的英文短笑话阅读篇五

  lt's not that noticeable

  那伤疤不是很明显

  There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told him and hoped that would be the end of it. But he kept pressing me for more information. Finally, he made his purchase and, justbefore walking away,said,"Hey,don't worry about it.lt's not that noticeable.”

  我脸上有一道车祸留下的伤疤。一位顾客走进我工作的加油站,看了我一眼就大呼小叫起来:”我的天哪,你出什么事啦?一我告诉了他,希望就此打住。但是他继续追问更多的问题。最后,他买完东西要离开的时候说:-嘿,别太在意。那伤疤不是很明显。

  小学的英文短笑话阅读篇六

  Can pilots fly?

  飞行员会飞吗?

  The Great Lakes Laboratoryemployed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel.It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of this,they would often aproach him about jt,"ls it true ? You,a boat captain, can't swim ? ""No,I can't!"he replied. "Can pilots fly?"

  五大潮实验室雇用一位有执照的船长驾驶研究用的船。大家都知道这个船长下会游泳。当新来的人知道这事以后,他们常常会去问他:“这是真的吗?身为船长你不会游泳?一他回答说:"对,我不会!飞行员会飞吗?”

  小学的英文短笑话阅读篇七

  the traffic light's red

  红灯了

  my wife needed encouragement to ket}p pedaling the exercise bike in gym.i said, "close your eyes and imagine you're riding along broadway in new york city. it will be more interesting." inspired, she cycle on. but after a minute she stopped. "what's wrong?¨i asked. "the traffic light's red, " she replied.

  我太太需要一些鼓励才能继续蹬健身自行车。我说:¨你闭上眼睛,想象你是沿着纽约的百老汇大街在骑车。这样比较有趣。"在这一灵感的激发下,她继续蹬下去,但是仅仅一分钟她又停下了。我问她:“怎么啦?¨她回答说:”红灯了。”

  
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