学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-29
in the supermarket
in the man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "you know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨
"why ?¨she asks.
"because every time i talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."
Relative by marriage
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.
The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture."Relative of yours?一he asked.
"Yes，¨she replied.¨BY marruitge.
Happiness in dream
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Finel Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
妻子告诉丈夫说：“昨天晚上我梦见你绐我买了一件裘皮大衣和一 个钻戒。”丈夫放下手中的报纸说：“好啊!今晚再睡着时，你就 上它们吧。"
Won't be in at all
One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."
lt's not that noticeable
There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told him and hoped that would be the end of it. But he kept pressing me for more information. Finally, he made his purchase and, justbefore walking away,said,"Hey,don't worry about it.lt's not that noticeable.”
Can pilots fly?
The Great Lakes Laboratoryemployed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel.It was common knowledge that the captain couldn't swim. When newcomers learned of this,they would often aproach him about jt,"ls it true ? You,a boat captain, can't swim ? ""No,I can't!"he replied. "Can pilots fly?"
the traffic light's red
my wife needed encouragement to ket}p pedaling the exercise bike in gym.i said, "close your eyes and imagine you're riding along broadway in new york city. it will be more interesting." inspired, she cycle on. but after a minute she stopped. "what's wrong?¨i asked. "the traffic light's red, " she replied.