学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-30 19:15:45
Our annual high school faculty party was held at a popular restaurant. By late evening，our waiter looked dead on his feet. My husband told him to pull up a chair.“Are all you folks teachers?"the young man asked.
"Why，yes,"I replied. "What makes you ask?"
" I never waited on a group like this before，”he said."Every time one of you wants something，you raise your hand."
Whenever my husband, Ben, does minor work on the car，he invites our six-year-old grandson, Jake，to help.
One day，Jake's Daddy asked him, "What does Grandpa pay you for all that help you give him?"
Hands on hips，Jake Looked at his Daddy in the eye and replied，"Grandpa pays me attention.”
I started my uaual running with my friend as I put on my new leather gloves.I told my friend that they cost me 50 dollars. As I felt that my hands were sweating inside the new, warm gloves on the way, I took them off and tucked them into my pockets. The sky was so blue and I was in a good mood，so 1 chased my friend on the road.
Ten minutes later when I was going to wear them again, I suddenly realised that my pockets were empty. I felt greatly distressed.
Later，my friend was willing to retrace the route with me，and we found one glove along the road.
"Wow !"said my friend,”now you have only lost $25."
"I'll need to see your license and registration,"says the highway patrolman after stopping a middle-aged couple."You were speeding.”
"But，officer,"says the husband, "I was way under the speed limit.”
"Sir, you were doing 63 in a 55 Zone.”
"I was not speeding!"insists the man. 'Your radar gun must be broken. "
At this point, the wife leans over. "It''s no use arguing with him, officer,"she says apologetically."He always gets this stubborn when he's been drinking."
A guy spots his doctor in the shopping center. He stops and says. "Two months ago when I was in your office， you told me to go home，get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "I didn't?"the doctor says."Then what are you doing out of bed?"