初二水平英语小笑话阅读
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初二水平英语小笑话：Three pastors
三个牧师的故事
Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summerstarted I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.
三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：“你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法----噪音、喷雾、猫----似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”
Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve been hadthe place fumigated, and they still won’t go away.
另外一位说：“是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。”
The third said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen oneback since!
第三个牧师说：“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员......从此一只也没有再回来过。”
初二水平英语小笑话：The Fourth Element
第四元素
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
Student: Soap!
学生：肥皂。
初二水平英语小笑话：Make your fortune
计划你的将来
"How did you make your fortune?"
“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”
"How did that help?"
“那有什么用?”
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
现在他有经验了，我有钱。”
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