高中英语笑话50字
笑话是以民间口头创作为主的一种文学形式,是现实生活中深受人们喜爱的文娱语体。学习啦小编整理了高中50字英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
高中50字英语笑话篇一
Columbus telephone number
哥伦布的电话号码
Little Mary; I find in my history book there is always such number(1451——1560)after the name Christopher Columbus .Would you please explain why ,sir?
小玛丽：我在历史书中发现，克里斯托弗·哥伦布这个名字后面老是有( 1451-1560)这几个数字，老师，请您给解释一下好吗?
Little Rose: I can tell her ,sir. It was Columbus' telephone number.
小罗斯：老师，我知道。那是哥伦布的电话号码。
高中50字英语笑话篇二
A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now,children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
"Please,teacher," said a small boy, "l've make someone glad yesterday."
一个主日学校的教师正在对学生讲让别人高兴的重要性。“听着，孩子们，”她说，“你们当中有谁曾让别人高兴过吗?”“我，老师，”一个小男孩说，“昨天我就让别人高兴过。”
“Well done. Who was that!"
“做得好，是谁呢?”
"My granny."
我奶奶。
"Good boy" Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
“好孩子。告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的?”
“Please, teacher, 1 went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, Granny, I'm going home.'and she said,‘Well,l'm glad!
"是这样的，老师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿待了三个小时。然后我对她说‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说‘啊，我很高兴!”
高中50字英语笑话篇三
an abstract drawing
一幅抽象画
one day in a drawing class,the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.
美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。
after a while,a small boy turned his drawing in. the teacher looked at it but saw nothing,only a piece of white paper.
一会儿工夫，一个小另孩交了他的作品，老师看了看，上面什么也没有，只不过是一张白纸。
"what did you draw?¨said the teacher.
“你画的是什么呀?”老师说。
"a cow eats grass,"the boy answered.
“牛吃草。”孩子答道。
"where is the grass?"
“草呢?”
"the cow has eaten it up."reptied the boy.
“牛把它吃光了。”孩子说。
"well, but where is the cow ?"the teacher asked again.
“那么，牛在哪儿呢?”老师又问。
"it ate up the grass and then went away to drink water."
“吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”
高中50字英语笑话篇四
Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examina, papers， have you?
老师：汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你父母看，对吗?
Tom：Yes,I have，sir.
汤姆：不，老师，我给他们看了。
Teacher: But I can't find your father's John Hancock on papers at all.
老师：可是我在上面根本没找着你父亲的亲笔签名啊。
Tom:Here,sir.(showing his whipped arms to the teacher.
汤姆：在这里，老师。(向老师展示手臂上的鞭伤)
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