英语小笑话短文

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　　短一点爆笑英语笑话篇1

　　Cute Harry

　　可爱的哈利

　　It's was little Harry's first visit to the country,

　　这是小哈利第一次停留在乡下，

　　and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

　　并且喂食吸引他目光的小鸡。

　　Late one evening he caught his first glimpse of peacock strutting in the yard,

　　有一天晚上，他第一次看到孔雀在院子里神气 十足地昂首阔步，

　　feathers spread beautifully in all its glory.

　　得意地将羽毛很优美地向外展开,

　　Rushing indoors excitedly,Harry called out for his grandma.

　　小哈利很兴裔地，向屋内冲，大声叫他的奶奶来看……

　　"Oh,Granny,come see!Come see!" he exclaimed.

　　他高声地叫说：“喔，奶奶，快来看!快来看!”

　　"one of your chickens is in bloom!"

　　“你们家有一只鸡开花罗!”

　　短一点爆笑英语笑话篇2

　　Flowers

　　花

　　A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for theoccasion.

　　有一家公司开幕，老板的其中一位朋友为了这件太事要送他花。

　　They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,

　　他们到达了新的公司地点，老板读了卡片的 内容：

　　"Rest in Place."

　　“安息吧”。

　　The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

　　老板非常生气就打电话给花店抱怨。

　　After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake

　　就在他告诉花店这项明显的错误，

　　and how angry he was ,

　　以及他有多么生气之后，

　　the florist replied,

　　花庙却回答说：

　　"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,

　　“先生，我真的对于这项错误感到十分抱歉，

　　but rather than getting angry,

　　但是与其生气，

　　you should imagine this :

　　你还不如应当想象

　　somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,

　　以下这个情况：今天有一个地方在举行葬礼，

　　and they have flowers with a note saying,

　　他们收到了花，还附上一张纸条说：

　　‘Congratulations on your new location' "

　　‘恭喜新居落成!”’

　　短一点爆笑英语笑话篇3

　　Insomnia

　　失眠

　　A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

　　有一个男的去看医生，诉说着失眠的苦恼。

　　The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

　　医生给他做了一次完整的检查，

　　found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

　　完全找不到他身体有任何毛病，

　　and then told him,

　　然后告诉他;

　　"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles tobed with you."

　　“你听好，如果你希望治疗好你的失眠，你就必须停止把你的烦恼跟着你带上床。”

　　"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

　　这个男的说：“我知道呀，但是我没办法呀，我老婆不肯一个人睡嘛!”

　　
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