学习啦【英语笑话】 韦彦时间：2016-09-29 18:24:40我要投稿
Wife:you see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband: lt's okay. To my investigation,all these people eat meals.
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?
Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"
A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?
B:lill open one eye and close one eye.
A:How kind you are!
B：No，I'II shoot him!
Wife talking to her husband ( who reads the newspaper all day):"1 wish l were a newspaper so 1 would be in your hands all day.”
Husband: "1 wish that too,so I could change you daily."
why is he howling
dentist: please stop howting.i haven't even touchsd your tooth yet.
patient: i know,but you are standing on my foot!
On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?
"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."
ceo: "my wife made a millionaire out of me."
assistant: "what were you before?“