学习啦【英语笑话】 编辑：韦彦 发布时间：2016-09-18
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
Be Careful for What You Wish for
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell onthe same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a lovingcouple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had thetickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like tohave a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.
Girl:Then you can use money to express it.
还没那么急 Not So Urgent
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. “Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.” “Good heavens, man!” said thedoctor. “Why have you waited so long? Why don’t you come to me on the day you swallowedit?” “To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn’t need the money so badlythen.”
一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。“大夫!” 他说，“帮帮我!一个月前我吞了一分硬币!” “天哪，” 大夫说，“ 早干嘛去了?你当时怎么不来看?” “实话告诉您吧，大夫，”穷人说，“我当时还不缺钱!”
A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser,turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the CircuitCourt."
"I'm willing," said the other.
"I'll law you to the Supreme Court."
"I'll be there."
"And I'll law the hell!"
"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
Assistant: "What were you before?"
CEO: "a multimillionaire."